california's alright.

I’m a girl.
I’m from New York City.
I’m Canadian on occasion.
I aspire to marry Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder.
I also aspire to adopt a whale.
I’m currently married to Chris Jericho and Corey Taylor.
CM Punk is my boyfriend tho.
Polygamy is the new denim or black.
I am a musical vagabond.
Pearl Jam Twenty is my bible.
Torches by Foster the People has taken both me and my chocha captive.
I thoroughly enjoy professional wrestling.
Grunge is God’s greatest gift to music.
Ryan Tedder is a god.
Pearl Jam is my religion.
I consume up to five bags of Welch’s Fruit Snacks per week.
Charmed is the worst program in the history of history.
I enjoy spending my Sunday mornings eating s’mores and watching Beverly Hills 90210.
The O.C. is my third favorite show of all time.
I am currently plotting to kidnap Dave Mustaine and place him in my trunk where there will be lots of fluffy pillows and plush toys to accommodate his bad neck.

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